Thick Thighs and Sad Eyes

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Remember to-a always speak a-your mind!!

 I eat cereal with water

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the internet has broken my brain

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cowboys never die. they just ride off into the sunset

is that what your parents told you when you came back from school one day and your cowboy was missing

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LMAOOOOOOO

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novitiate2017:

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

daphnetrodon:

daphnetrodon:

The holidays take a dark turn as a crisis unfolds in our household

reblog to help him get off the chair, like to help him jump onto another surface

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Listening to The Beatles with only one headphone

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werepenguinz:

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wheres that one post of the guy going like “ha ha there should be an emote in overwatch where the characters take off their shoes ha ha :)) the boys should have socks on but the girls should be barefoot i think ha ha ha ha :))))) who doesnt like to put their feet up and relax sometimes you know ? :^)))))))”

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am i right?

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LGBTQIA+ identities are not inherently indecent or inappropriate.

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Mood

Always reblog this iconic moment in world history. Also known as the performance & song where Bey made white america start to hate her lmaoo

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mingsonjia:

Talking about cats, this one just got her koi for this year. I wish you every year to be like that cat 年年有鱼

Photography by 镜视眼88

That cat is a very skilled little fisher.

Btw that’s both a visual and a literal Chinese pun and I’m literally laughing so hard right now (my parents say this every year) and I want everyone to understand this.

Here’s the two phrases you’ll need to know:

年年有鱼 (nián nián you yú) - “(I wish you have) fish every year”

年年有余 (nián nián you yú) - “(I wish you have) extra every year”
- this is a common blessing used in China

Both the 鱼 and 余 characters sound exactly the same and here’s where the pun comes in.

Every Lunar New Year, as good luck, we eat “fish” so that we can “have fish every year”. In other words, we’re eating fish so that we can have extra every year.

Extra what, you ask? Extra everything! Extra money in the bank, extra food on our tables, extra happiness, etc, etc. It’s like an all-around blessing. Very kind and used often during Lunar New Year.

The cat has already gotten her “extra” (fish) for the year so the blogger is wishing you “fish” (extra) every year ^^

finally someone explained it, thank you<3

I am so delighted to learn that somebody else also has the tradition of eating puns for blessings on the New Year.

REBLOG FOR A GOOD EXTRA LUCKY YEAR

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